3g Magic Mushrooms Dark Chocolate Bar

333mg Golden Teacher mushrooms per square


Your life is your art.

Why we chose this

Your friends have called you to go for a spontaneous outing in the woods. The spontaneity excites you so you eat a piece of Mushroom Dark Chocolate before walking out of the house. You tell your friends what you’ve taken and offer them a piece, too. You walk through the woods making mandalas with fallen leaves and making up songs as you walk along. Deep down you feel it; your life is your art.

The Mushroom Dark Chocolate Bar is for any mushroom user, seasoned or novice, who likes a deliciously decadent way of consuming magic mushrooms.

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About me

It's the 21st century and you don't have to eat mushrooms out of the ground anymore. You can enjoy me instead; a deliciously rich dark chocolate that's loaded with 3g of Golden Teacher mushrooms. Taking mushrooms isn't just fun, it's also delicious! I'm a potent hit, so tread lightly — which is easy because I'm easily broken up into 9 parts. If you're a beginner, break me down further into 18ths and start with that. I'm bonafide fun (and easily shareable).


🌱 Non-GMO.

🌱 All-natural, botanically-derived ingredients.

🇨🇦 Locally grown mushrooms, manufactured in Canada.

Animal and animal byproducts

🐰 Cruelty-free, zero animal testing.

Health and environmental concerns

🌾 Gluten-free.

💧 No additives or preservatives; phthalates (DBP, DEHP, DEP), bisphenols (BPA), and paraben-free.

☣️ Free of solvents, toxins, heavy metals, and pesticides.

🧪 Independently lab-tested for purity & potency.

♻️ Low-impact, eco-conscious, fully-recyclable packaging with minimal plastic.

How to use


  1. As soon as you open your  Mushroom Dark Chocolate bar, break it along the markings into 9 individual pieces. If you would like to further break them down, use a sharp knife.
  2. If you opt for 9 pieces, each piece contains 0.33g mushrooms. If you opt for 18, each piece contains 0.16g mushrooms. Dose as your heart desires.
  3. Whatever you don't consume right away should be kept in the refrigerator to prevent melting. Make sure it's very clearly marked so that no accidents happen.

Doses best used for:

  • 0-0.25g: A microdose; very subtle psychedelic effects; may experience mood enhancement, reduced anxiety, improved mental alertness and improve energy levels.
  • 0.25-0.5g: A step up; more pronounced psychedelic effects; may experience altered coordination and motor control, altered vision and mood, increased energy, the giggles, revelatory thoughts, ideas, and pattern recognition.
  • 0.5-1g: A psychoactive experience; pronounced and obvious psychedelic effects; may experience altered vision, emotions, and mood, could be a significant alteration of motor control, impaired coordination, super-human-music-making abilities, absurd humour, and a desire to engage oneself in artistic endeavours.
  • 1g+: Everything above 1g is a bonafide psychedelic experience. 7g is Terence Mckenna's heroic dose. From here on in, anything is possible.

Note: Doses and effects vary from person to person. If you have never used mushrooms before, it's best to start on the smallest dose possible for the desired effect and slowly increase from there.

Product details

  • Species: Psilocybe cubensis
  • Strain: Golden Teacher
  • Psilocybin: ~0.63%
  • Psilocin: ~0.6%
  • Chocolate bars per box: 1
  • Doses per chocolate bar: 9 individual squares that can be further broken down to 18
  • Flavour: Dark chocolate
  • Ingredients: Sugar, cocoa powder, powdered whey protein concentrate, whole milk powder, soy lecithin, Golden Teacher mushrooms
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Jenai B.
I recommend this product
Good buzz

Not the best tasting but masks the mushroom taste enough

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I recommend this product
The tastiest and easiest way to experience mushrooms - especially for beginners

Trying to measure out the exact grams from raw dried mushrooms is rather a daunting task for me, and I am still learning the dosage and the experience it brings to me. Chocolate with clear measurements such as this is honestly the best way to get predictable results with your trip, rather than second guessing yourself. Dark chocolate also does a good job at masking the taste of the mushrooms, though the feeling in the stomach is roughly the same as eating them dried up. Overall I'd recommend this over dried mushrooms.

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Nia A.

Super delicious ??

Alicia O.

Love that I can enjoy shrooms in so many ways, including these chocolates. Also makes dosage control so easy

Nan O.

These get the job done. I bought this and the milk chocolate one earlier this year, and I micro-dosed my way through Covid summer. Made things way less stressful.