I’m the perfect mushroom treat for people who think plain chocolate is boring. Obviously — because it doesn’t contain magic mushrooms like I do. With 3g Golden Teacher mushrooms, I pack a pretty hefty dose for the adventurous chocolate-eater. Or I pack 4 friendly doses for the sharing kind of event. Golden Teacher mushrooms are of the friendliest varieties and are often enjoyed by those just entering the psychedelic world.
How to use
- As soon as you open your Mushroom Milk Chocolate Crunch bar, break it along the markings into 4 individual pieces. If you would like to further break them down, use a sharp knife.
- If you opt for 4 pieces, each dose contains 0.75g. If you opt for 8 pieces, each dose contains 0.37g.
- Whatever you don’t consume right away should be kept in the refrigerator to prevent melting. Make sure it’s very clearly marked so that no accidents happen.
Doses best used for:
- 0-0.25g: A microdose; very subtle psychedelic effects; may experience mood enhancement, reduced anxiety, improved mental alertness and improve energy levels.
- 0.25-0.5g: A step up; more pronounced psychedelic effects; may experience altered coordination and motor control, altered vision and mood, increased energy, the giggles, revelatory thoughts, ideas, and pattern recognition.
- 0.5-1g: A psychoactive experience; pronounced and obvious psychedelic effects; may experience altered vision, emotions, and mood, could be a significant alteration of motor control, impaired coordination, super-human-music-making abilities, absurd humour, and a desire to engage oneself in artistic endeavours.
- 1g+: Everything above 1g is a bonafide psychedelic experience. 7g is Terrence Mckenna’s heroic dose. From here on in, anything is possible.
Note: Doses and effects vary from person to person. If you have never used mushrooms before, it’s best to start on the smallest dose possible for the desired effect and slowly increase from there.
- Species: Psilocybe cubensis
- Strain: Golden Teacher
- Psilocybin: ~0.63%
- Psilocin: ~0.6%
- Chocolate bars per box: 1
- Doses per chocolate bar: 4 individual squares that can be further broken down to 8
- Flavour: Milk chocolate crunch
- Ingredients: Belgian milk chocolate, sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, soy lecithin, brown rice puffs, Golden Teacher mushrooms