2g Golden Teachers Magic Mushroom Dark Chocolate Bar

250mg magic mushrooms per square


An invitation from your inner child.

Why we chose this

You and your friends have planned a fun afternoon by the river. The sun is out and it feels good to be outside. You bring your Golden Teachers Magic Mushroom Dark Chocolate Bar, feeling like this is the appropriate moment to share it. By the river, you all eat a square while talking away and enjoying the view. It doesn’t take long for you all to feel spontaneous, joyful, and musical — like you’ve been summoned by your inner child.

The 2g Golden Teachers Magic Mushroom Dark Chocolate Bar is for any mushroom user, seasoned or novice, but especially the one who prefers mild doses.

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About me

In house, I’m called the happy chocolate. Just one square is enough to get you feeling delightfully joyful without completely tripping balls. If you want to go that extra mile, you can eat a few of me — but one is the perfect microdose for the discerning mushroom user. I’m made with delicious milk chocolate and 2g Golden Teachers magic mushrooms — nothing else. I’m perfect for sharing with friends on a sunny Spring afternoon or as a delicious way to get a microdose on dosing days.


🌱 All-natural, botanically-derived ingredients.

🇨🇦 Locally grown mushrooms, manufactured in Canada.

Animal products and byproducts

🐰 Cruelty-free, zero animal testing.

Health and environment concerns

🌾 Gluten-free.

💧 No additives or preservatives; phthalates (DBP, DEHP, DEP), bisphenols (BPA), and paraben-free.

🍫 Sustainably sourced cacao supported by Cocoa Horizons, dedicated to improving the livelihoods of cacao farmers.

How to use


  1. Your Golden Teachers Dark Chocolate Bar doesn’t require any preparation. Each square contains 0.25g. Eat it straight out of the bag.
  2. Anything that isn’t consumed right away should be refrigerated. Be sure to label it so that nobody accidentally doses themselves.

Doses best used for:

  • 0-0.25g: A microdose; very subtle psychedelic effects; may experience mood enhancement, reduced anxiety, improved mental alertness and improve energy levels.
  • 0.25-0.5g: A step up; more pronounced psychedelic effects; may experience altered coordination and motor control, altered vision and mood, increased energy, the giggles, revelatory thoughts, ideas, and pattern recognition.
  • 0.5-1g: A psychoactive experience; pronounced and obvious psychedelic effects; may experience altered vision, emotions, and mood, could be a significant alteration of motor control, impaired coordination, super-human-music-making abilities, absurd humour, and a desire to engage oneself in artistic endeavours.
  • 1g+: Everything above 1g is a bonafide psychedelic experience. 7g is Terrence Mckenna’s heroic dose. From here on in, anything is possible.

Note: Doses and effects vary from person to person. If you have never used mushrooms before, it’s best to start on the smallest dose possible for the desired effect and slowly increase from there.

Product details

    • Species: Psilocybe cubensis
    • Strain: Golden Teacher
    • Psilocybin: ~0.63%
    • Psilocin: ~0.6%
    • Chocolate bars per box: 1
    • Doses per chocolate bar: 8 individual doses of 0.25g
    • Flavour: Dark Chocolate
    • Ingredients: Golden Teacher mushrooms, unsweetened chocolate, sugar, cocoa fat, soy lecithin added as emulsifier: natural vanilla flavour. May contain: milk
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I love having something already dosed out so it's super easy for me to microdose. Certainly can feel the effects and it tastes great, no weird flavours at all, just nice chocolate. Also love that it's all local and sustainable!